This MMO is a lot of things, but right now it's a remake of Heat, as performed by The Muppets. It all began five minutes ago as we casually hung around outside a multi-storey car park as our colleagues stole a van up on the third floor. When they drove off a conveniently placed ramp and tilted delightfully downwards into the midriff of a passing pedestrian, an APB was called out on us.

We sprinted over the prostrate, spreadeag-led body of the deceased innocent and leapt into the back of the van, then hung out of its sliding door as the A-Team were once wont to do. Within 30 seconds we were spraying machine gun fire at the four pursuers that the matchmaking system had judged were foes of equal ability to our own quadlet of lawbreaking scum. We provide apb gold for you.

We tumbled off the highway and smashed into the side of a skyscraper, and then fought a running battle through a street of exploding cars while giggling like maniacs.
In short, when it hits its own sweet spot of insanity, APB(apb gold) is the game we have been dreaming of since 1997, the first day our two little feet hit the top-down sidewalk of Liberty City and we gunned our very first civilian in what we imagined to be his face.